Her Deadly Rival

(1995)

This cat is married to the secretary from Ghostbusters (Who ya gonna ball?), and she is so clingy and needy that when he has to go out of town for a month she literally goes insane and gets a split personality. Sometimes she's the mousy wife, and sometimes she's this crazy bitch who stalks her own husband, sends him flowers and presents, and tries to ruin their marriage. In the end one personality kills the other one, but the husband isn't buying it and is all over the cops to find the "real" killer: "Now you go to the florist, and you make 'em talk!" Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Seriously, it's completely fucking retarded. The only good thing about this flick is when the ball-droppingly hot brunette from Bad Influence shows up. Too bad she never gets naked.

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