Here comes my lunch. Seriously, did they boat in the hacks who wrote this from the 1940s or something? It uses the exact same jokes that the TV show did back in 1964, and they were fucking lame then. The worst is probably the Bride of Frankenstein gag. See, the movie Bride of Frankenstein is playing and the Munsters think it's all romantic and shit, but everyone else who's watching it is terrified. Are you fucking kidding me??? If you can find me one single person, even an infant, who still thought Bride of Frankenstein was scary in 19 fucking 95 I will shove my entire head up your anus, live, on the Jay Leno show. And knowing that brown-nosing, ass-sucking tool, he'll probably join me. And while we're on this subject of Munsters, what about all the people they kill? I mean, they've got body parts strewn all over their house and Grandpa drinks blood all the time; even if they limit their butchery to hookers and homeless orphans someone's bound to look into it eventually. I suppose if you actually show them murdering innocent civilians then it becomes less funny (well, to most people, anyway), but honestly, when I watch something like The Munsters I expect at least a few concessions to reality.

This movie sucks in every gear except reverse, where it blows. Fuck the Munsters.