God damn is the bounty hunter dame in this flick annoying. Every time she opens her yap you just want to smack her across the fucking mouth and tell her to go wash some dishes. What truly sucks is that every third person who shows up is some crook who's wanted dead or alive, which leads to yet another round of Bounty Twat sounding off about how badass she is and how she's gonna bring them in and blah blah blah. Plus the chick playing her might be the worst actress in history (she says everything like she's talking around a mouth full of cock, which, come to think of it, is probably how she got the job), which makes her even more annoying. Then there's the part where the main guy explains why he's a wanted man: it seems he tried to rob this train by putting a tree on the railroad tracks, but the train crashed into it and a bunch of people died. "It was an accident, Sam. An accident," says his girl. No, you stupid bim, that's the exact opposite of an accident. On top of all that the movie's boring, they pull the ending completely out of their asses, it's not very gory, and there's no hot chicks.

The cartoon effects are actually pretty decent though. The irony, right?