Dear God- Alex P. Keaton, Jo the dyke from Facts of Life, (Whatchoo talkin' 'bout) Willis, Gilligan, the ugly daughter from Gimme a Break!, Kimberly Drummond, Crystal Bernard, the Beaver, Crispin Glover... It's like a parade of sheer hack idiocy, except for Kimberly and Crystal, who are of course goddesses. The angle is preps vs. nerds, with a subplot about Alex trying to hook up with Jo (ugh) and a mini-subplot about two chicks trying to get a picture of some guy's ass. Oh, and Willis builds a robot. It's your typical zany high school shenanigans, with an extra dose of stupid and pussified for TV. They do work in a bunch of blind jokes though (finally, someone puts the blind in their place), and one about drunk driving which is genuinely hysterical. I miss the days when drunk driving was a source of madcap humor. Fuck you, MADD.

Worth seeing for Crystal Bernard dressed as a fair approximation of a punk chick.