This dame hits a little girl with her truck and then, after moving the kid's neck around as much as possible, leaves to call 911. By the time she gets back though the place is lousy with cops and imbecilic rubberneckers, so she decides to cut her losses and hightail it out of there. A chick cop with a fat ass is on the case, and since the main dame acts as crazy and suspicious as possible it's not long before she's busted. The main dame plays it like a total twat - when she finally does fess up she uses her own daughter as an excuse ("I thought none of the little girls would play with her anymore because she would be the child who's mother hit that little girl."), and at one point she even considers framing her best friend - and the cop, as I already mentioned, has a fat ass, so I have no idea who we're supposed to be rooting for here or, frankly, why anybody would want to watch this lame, boring crap. Truth be told, the only reason I DVRed it in the first place is because the cable guide insisted that it was the horror movie Hit and Run, from 2009. I swear, how my cable company justifies calling itself "Bright House" is beyond me. Stupid assholes.