
Video Picks for Perverts
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(2008)
Killer ants (played by cartoon specks) are on the rampage, so we send in some guys with proton packs to... are they disintegrating them? We have disintegration technology and the pricks who "wrote" this haven't been dealt with yet? Practical applications, people, practical applications. At any rate, this seems like your standard killer bug movie at first, but then suddenly there's swarms of ants levitating through the air, an ant crawling into some dude's brain (you know, this doesn't inconvenience him as much as I would have thought), and ants building computers out of ants that run entirely on ants. Or possibly love. It's a lot like that 1970s ant movie Phase IV, except nonsensical to the point of having no connection to reality whatsoever. Eventually it turns out that every ant in the world has signed a peace treaty and now they're all working together towards one common goal: kicking mankind's ass. Oh, wait, actually they just want us to donate one island to them to conduct their ant business on. The nearby locals aren't having it though: "We are not going to negotiate with ants," says the cat in charge. The main guy and his bland girlfriend try to smooth things over, but the dude with the ant in his brain disagrees with that course of non-action so he blows the ants to ant hell, after which the alien responsible for all of this idiocy pitches a huge hissy fit and then flies back into outer space. Credit where it's etc., at least this flick isn't just the same old shit. That doesn't make it any less retarded though.
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