This mysterious dame rolls into a hotel, pays a random bellboy two grand to marry her, then stabs the judge, steals a car, and heads for the hills! Can you imagine spending a weekend in Vegas with this chick? Talk about a wild time. Anyway, it turns out this movie is a complete rip-off of Psycho 1, except instead of a hottie getting filleted in the shower we've got an ol' lady's head rolling down the stairs, and instead of Dr. Durant from The Black Hole dressing up as his own mom it's some girl dressing up as a horse-faced doofus. It's definitely a step down, but it's still better than that new Psycho they made that was exactly the same as the original except for adding a part where Norman Bates rubs one out. It's a good thing that movie was a huge bomb. Can you imagine if it made all kinds of money and kicked off a fad where they made new versions of old movies just so they could include a scene where someone beats their meat? Then when you talked about movies you'd have to like differentiate between the original and the masturbation remake:

"Yeah, I'm just watching Casablanca, the jerking off version."

On second thought I'm sorry that didn't happen. It would've been hilarious.