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Hot Dog ...The Movie

(1984)

Okay, I can't figure this one out. There's no real plot - everyone just sort of wanders around partying and fucking until the end, where the good guys and the bad guys have a huge ski-off - but somehow it feels more like a "real" movie than a 1980s T&A sex comedy, despite the fact that it has plenty of tits, a wet t-shirt contest, a blowjob in a gondola, and even some full frontal. Maybe it's because a major movie company put it out, instead of some fly-by-night with a name like "My Creepy Uncle Who Likes Naked Girls Financed Us Films" or "The Cannon Group". Or maybe it's because it isn't "outrageous" or "screwball" enough; I can actually see 99% the stuff that happens in this flick going down in real life without anyone dying or even being charged with a felony. On the one hand that shows a lot of restraint on the moviemakers' part, but on the other hand is that really what you're looking for when you watch a movie like this? "Zany but grounded"? Honestly, I don't even know what to say about this flick. It's like critic proof.



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