I swear, when I see the tail the guy from Better Off Dead pulls in his movies I want to punch him in his goddamned doe-eyed face. In addition to being hot his girl in this flick is unbelievably cool, and he's supposed to spend ten days in the Caribbean boning her twat out, but due to circumstances he misses the plane and has to spend the rest of the movie trying to catch up to her. Of course it's just one dumb near-miss after another; you know, she drives past just before he walks up to the road, shit like that. I think movies assume that we find bits like this hilarious and ironic, but frankly I find them frustrating and annoying. There are a couple of legitimately funny parts (like when we find out that the sea captain is using the placemat from a seafood restaurant for a map), but there's just too much action-movie horseshit, including but not limited to a jailbreak, two car chases, an attempted hijacking, a murder, a mass kidnapping at gunpoint, knives thrown into people ninja-style, and multiple jeeps going over a cliff. In a non-retarded world this movie would've been more like Last Stop for Paul, with the main guy going around getting into humorous foreign predicaments outside of his usual white bread American comfort zone, maybe with some tits thrown in. Instead, it turns into another Hollywood idiot-fest full of shootouts and people lobbing grenades around. Oh, and since the leader of the kidnappers insists that the main chick and her family absolutely have to die, end of discussion, it's a tad hard to swallow when said main chick manages to slip away from them and nobody seems to care or bothers looking for her. Seriously, Hot Pursuit, can't you at least pretend to respect our intelligence?