Well I'll be a Minnesota fuck hole; with hag age rapidly encroaching, Donna ended up being the hottest Twin Peaks chick of all. Who would've guessed? Anyway, this was a book first, and in the book the main broad is a bored middle-class soccer frau who thinks the house next door is haunted. If I recall correctly though, she gets most of her information via gossip, and frankly she probably just wants something interesting to happen because she's tired of playing tennis, watching soap operas, and drinking herself into a coma all day. It's pretty realistic. It's the type of book only a chick could write and only Lifetime would make a movie out of, but Lifetime did make this movie and somehow they managed to fuck it up anyway. It's basically just a bunch of low-rent (heh) Amityville Horror shit, which would be fine if it was gory or at least interesting but - big surprise - it isn't. Also, since Donna started out as the least hot Twin Peaks chick and ended up being the finest one by far, I think she really should've taken this opportunity to rub everyone's face in it by gracing us with some full-frontal. Is there really any reason Lifetime can't do this? I mean, guys don't watch Lifetime and women see themselves naked every day so what's the big deal? Fucking prudes. At any rate, the movie gets a D+, but Donna's ass and nipples both get an A, and if she wants I'll be more than happy to let her rub my face in them.