This broad's kid falls in the river, but instead of doing something about it she just stands there yelling "Help me! Somebody help me!" even though there's obviously nobody else around for miles. Who the fuck are you talking to, lady? God? He helps those who help themselves, or at the very least aren't complete imbeciles. Scratch one kid.

So, later this dame has another kid, but this time it's evil- EVIL!!!! Or, just maybe she has that post-nasal depression thing where a woman has a baby and then flips out and decides she doesn't want it any more. Women are such flakes. At any rate this movie earns it's title, because evil or not this brat screams all the fucking time. It's even more annoying than having a real baby around, because if you lower the volume on the TV you might miss some important plot point. At least with a real baby you can put it outside and shut the door until it pipes down. This movie is pretty creepy (even if the kid does look like that stupid "dancing baby" gone bad in a couple of parts), but really, the screaming is just too fucking much. They should've called it "Shut That Fucking Kid Up".