The last man on Earth, eh? Well, we all know what that means: no tits. The good news is that this guy lives in one of those all mod con post-apocalyptic worlds where he still has electricity, running water, and Internet service. The bad news? Zombies. Fortunately, our main guy knows kung fu, as we learn when he goes through a half-assed training scene and then beats up a defenseless fence. Heh... "defenseless fence". That's pretty funny. Anyway, eventually some more last persons on Earth show up, and as it turns out one of them is even a hot chick. The last piece on Earth. (You know what would be a great movie? The last dame on Earth is a fat chick, but she's the only game in town so all these guys have a huge battle over her. Then, when the last cat standing makes his move, she tells him she's a lesbian.) There are a few dumb parts (a convertible is probably not the best choice when you're planning on plowing through zombie hordes) but all-in-all this is actually a pretty decent movie. The only thing that pissed me off was the Alabama joke- I swear I rewound that part like six times and I still couldn't make out the punch line. Fucking enunciate, idiot.