You know, it actively pisses me off that there's actually a show called Ice Road Truckers. Seriously, how do you possibly sustain something that one-note over an entire fucking season? "Uh oh, looks like Hugh slid into another ditch!" For real, anyone who could sit through more than 20 minutes of that shit has got to be a grade-A pinhead. Nothing is ever too stupid or pointless to become successful though, and Ice Road Truckers is popular enough with people aged 18-34 who don't get out of the house much that the Syphilis Channel actually decided to make a movie ripping it off. Of course we are talking about the Syphilis Channel here, so this movie is about a giant cartoon monster trying to eat the truckers, but as ridiculous as it is at least it's slightly more interesting than watching ol' Hugh slide into that ditch. Yet again. Of course it's all endlessly dumb, and full of "exciting" bits that make no sense whatsoever and/or are completely unnecessary (then again, why should you put all that wear & tear on your brakes when you can just leap from one moving truck to another?), but at least it's gory, and the main chick is reasonably cute if you can ignore that big thing on her nose, which isn't too difficult given the size of her tits. Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't watch this if there was anything better on, but let's face it, there usually isn't.

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