Mmmmm... ice twisters. My favorite flavor is cherry-vanilla. So, these scientists are trying to invent rain, but instead they accidentally invent ice tornados that shoot ice and then the ice kills you. So how do we stop the ice tornados? By making another hole in the ozone layer! Ha ha! Awesome. Fuck the ozone layer. It all sounds completely retarded, but amazingly enough this is actually an okay movie. The cutest chick talks about peeing a bit too much (not really my thing, although in her case I might make an exception), and there are some crappy cartoon airplanes, but everything else is perfectly competent which is so rare for a Syphilis Channel movie that frankly it's throwing me a little off my game. I mean, by now I should be three or four paragraphs into some sort of fantasy about the aforementioned chick peeing on me, but all I keep thinking is that she was, in fact, a pretty decent little actress. This is all just too fucking weird. I'm gonna go watch something else.