This zit-faced tool is the most popular cat around (Dear casting director, you're fired.), but the main guy in this movie can't stand him, so he lures him into the basement by promising to show him a watch, locks him in, and leaves him there to die. Which probably serves him right. Seriously, it's the 21st century. What kind of pompous dandy still wears a watch?

Based on a story by Edgar "Weird Allan" Poe, who's always a good person to steal ideas from because he's dead and can't sue.

Random Hottie Shout-Out: Blonde, pink off-the-shoulder top, white skirt. We only see her from behind, but I can tell that she's incredible.