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(2006)
Mmmmm... the nanny is this movie is sexy sexy, and her stick-up-the-ass boss ain't half bad either. I wouldn't mind getting one of them alone in a dark place. It does take this flick a while to get going, but there's plenty of eye candy while you're waiting: the nanny's outfits are always so loose that her tits are practically falling out, or so tight that you can count the freckles on them; the boss pops her own set out and feels herself up; there's a little lesbo action... Hell, this flick likes skin so much that even when the nanny is making a borderline-emergency phone call she does it from the bathtub. The scary parts range from pretty good (seeing part of a guy through a window; it's weird how this is creepier than it would've been if we saw the whole guy) to pathetic (some bald drunk popping up outside another window), but as you may have guessed by now "scary" really isn't the main draw here. It does the job though, and it's almost impossible to tell unless you freeze frame the scene and look up the cover of every single edition ever printed (as a matter of fact, I do have a lot of free time), but as an added Easter egg bonus there's a part where the nanny is reading The Turn of the Screw, the book this movie is ripping off. Too bad she didn't get a chance to finish it. Things might have worked out a lot better for everybody.
Look at that. Someone please tell me when it's our turn to screw. |
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