Holy shit-dusters, did Anya from Buffy the Vampire Slayer always have such amazing little tits? If she promises never to wear a bra again I'll take back everything bad I ever said about her.

Anya's dad croaks and she inherits his house, which turns out to be so fucking haunted that it borders on parody. She used to be crazy, so at first she's afraid to tell anyone that she's got ghosts practically crawling up her ass, but eventually she goes to the cops and before long they're pulling dead hookers out of the lake. Everyone assumes her dad killed them, but wait! It also turns out that Anya's husband is involved in this ludicrously complicated plan to gaslight her, so maybe he's responsible. In the end though the killer is the last person you'd expect, mainly because expecting him would be stupid since it doesn't make any goddamned sense. There are a couple of creepy parts towards the beginning, but overall this flick is just too moronic to take seriously. Everyone involved should be forced to stand in a circle and simultaneously kick each other in the ass.

Anya is excused from this exercise, on account of looking so goddamned incredible.