Fuck Chuck Norris. Despite what you may have heard, most of his movies are pretty lame, and the jokes about how tough he is were tiresome a decade ago. Frankly, I prefer my new, improved Chuck Norris jokes:

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep... he cries all night while masturbating.

Chuck Norris had an emotion once... because he's a pussy.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books... he's dumb.

Of course this movie is retarded and makes almost no sense, but at least it gets one thing right: it is just sheer anarchy from the moment the bad guys machine-gun a bunch of boat people right up to the point where Chuck Norris finally blasts the main bad guy to pieces. In between, two poor bastards get their dicks shot off, a coke whore gets thrown through a window, the bad guys decimate an entire neighborhood with a rocket launcher, Chuck Norris drives a truck through a mall, tons of shit blows up, and they shoot more people than I've even met. In short, if you only see one Chuck Norris movie ever (and you should only see one Chuck Norris movie ever), make sure it's this one.