The only black guy less funny than Sinbad is the one who's dating your daughter, and the only thing funny about Arnold Schwarzenegger is the fact that he exists, and yet somehow, through some evil Christmas magic, this movie is totally hilarious. It's got Sinbad getting so worked up over toy commercials that he chokes a bitch; a riot while ironic Xmas music plays; a pedophile joke; a midget punched in the face so hard that he flies across the room; a donnybrook involving dozens of police, Santas, and elves; the flaming head of one of the Three Wise Dudes kicked through a window at some carolers; Arnold punching out a reindeer; and tons of violence and property destruction. Why so many people hate this flick is beyond me; hell, even that fatass movie critic Siskel N. Ebert said it was okay, and he hates almost everything that doesn't have mayonnaise on it. For real, what a bunch of humorless fucks.