What Caddyshack did for golf, Jocks is fucking lame. On the plus side, none of the obvious shit you expect to happen happens. The main guy uses his buddy's tuition to play blackjack in Vegas, and they win. This cross-dresser asks the main guy to kiss him, and instead of being fooled and homophobic hilarity ensues, the main guy knows it's a dude and calls him out. On the minus hand, nothing else happens either. It's like they got on location in Vegas and realized that they left all the jokes back in L.A., but nobody wanted to go back and get them. I mean, everybody runs around and drinks and flirts with girls and gets into predicaments, but almost none of it is funny or, as far as I can tell, even trying to be. It's just people doing stuff that we should be doing instead of watching this stupid movie. As for the sports parts (It's called "Jocks", of course there's sports parts. And cross-dressing.), they involve tennis so excuse me while I take a nap. Worst of all, there's only one hottie of note and we only see her for a few seconds, dancing with the band at some bar the tennis players go to:

That's the clearest grab I could get but trust me, I'd hit that like Skylab. As for everyone else involved with this boring movie, I'd just like to hit them. With a bus. Made out of tanks.