Ah, video arcades. In the 1980s they were THE place for kids to hang out, chill with their friends, and buy drugs from people like me. The slob from Walking Tall and The Pack wants to shut down the arcade in this movie, mainly because his infinitely lickable daughter frequents the place. (This chick went on to play Bobcat Braithwaite's girlfriend in one of the Police Academy movies, proving that sometimes even possessing her level of hotness will, in fact, get you nowhere. Or at least nowhere you actually want to be.) The story's not really important though: it's basically just an excuse for antics, farting, and, most importantly, tits, the majority of which are provided by these two bangin' chicks who kick the flick off right by flashing a nerd and then stealing his pants. I also removed my pants during this part, but never mind about that. Of course the arcade eventually goes on trial, and of course it all comes down to a game-off between the good guys and the bad guys. The final particulars of the game-off make absolutely zero sense, but if you're looking for sense in a movie featuring a pseudo punk rocker named "King Vidiot" you definitely transferred to the wrong bus somewhere. Rewind the tape back to the beginning, check out the brunette's tits again, and if you still don't get it go watch The Christmas Wife. It would totally serve you right, and frankly it's probably what Jesus wants you to do anyway.