"This is totally a underrated classic that should be a part of every serious DVD collection." That's what I would say if this movie didn't suck massive donkey dick. Frankly I can't even begin to tell you how tired I am of movies about rich white trash getting involved in criminal circumstances that backfire, often ironically. This one spends the first half hour setting up the four main people, all of whom suck. There's the main main guy, who's a vaguely annoying douchebag; the main chick, who talks like a southern belle with a head injury and is only 23% as hot as everybody acts like she is; the chick's husband, who does it so he can watch you weave then breathe your storylines; and a dil named "Key" who says stupid, done-to-death shit like "Never trust anything that bleeds for five days and don't die." Wow, I never heard that one before. Also his presence makes the title a pun, which really pisses me off. Later they add a stripper to the mix, but I'll cut her some slack because she's exceptionally fine and keeps taking her clothes off. The plot involves murder, blackmail, complex schemes used to achieve ends that probably could have been achieved using no scheme whatsoever, and, most of all, me being bored out of my fucking mind. Three stars for the stripper's amazing, four-star tits. Zero stars for everything else.