Say what you will about the TV show Lost (example: "It was an expertly-mounted hose job and anyone with one-tenth of a brain knew how it would end halfway through the first episode"), you have to admit, the plane crash scene that kicked the whole thing off was pretty badass. Well, this starts with a plane crash too, except in this case it's just one endless stream of embarrassing. And that's before the giant cartoon monkey - we'll refer to him as "the Great Grape Ape" - shows up. Pretty soon all sorts of cartoons are attacking the survivors, although this movie is so badly made that half the time I couldn't tell which cartoon was doing what to whom. And I don't know who wrote this thing, but it's pretty obvious that they're so jaw-droppingly stupid that the Catholic Church probably declares it an official miracle when they get through any given day without falling into a hole or accidentally drinking poison. For example, in one part they seem to believe that an airline stewardess wouldn't know the difference between an airliner and a jet fighter! Eventually there's only five people left: the aforementioned stewardess, Scarecrow and Mrs. King star Bruce Boxliner, a super-hot brunette, a photographer chick, and one additional clown who has somehow become the default main guy. The rest of the story is just chaotic idiocy and out-of-focus cartoons, so to save time here's what happens to everyone:

The stewardess is brainwashed, goes native, and we never see her
again. We do see her utterly amazing tits before she vanishes though,
and believe me when I say that she - and they - will be missed.

Bruce Boxliner gets beaten up by a girl and dies of being beaten up by a girl.
Note: he could have completely avoided this fate by fucking her. Queer.

The Great Grape Ape is blown up with a nuclear bomb.

The default main guy, the photographer chick, and the super-hot brunette
all survive. He's a fool if he doesn't finagle a threesome out of this.

Mr. Satanism gets a headache from the out-of-focus cartoon effects and
vows never to watch King of the Lost World Part 2, not even for money.