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Kolobos

(1999)

Arguments for this movie:

  1. The chicks are super cute (well, except for the blonde)

  2. It's pretty gory

  3. For the first fifteen minutes or so it seems like it might actually be good

Arguments against this movie:

  1. There's no tits

  2. It suffers from a severe case of HCDF Syndrome

  3. They drag the end out for so long I thought I was caught in a time loop or something

  4. Stop shaking your head around like that! It isn't scary! You look like a retard!

I'd say points 4 and 5 effectively cancel out point 1, and point 6 more-or-less balances out point 3, which leaves us with what? Just another gory movie. Which is fine, but I really wanted to see the chick who pees in that guy's lemonade naked. I liked her style.

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