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(2007)
There's so many goddamned ripoffs of Groundhog Day now that they've actually established their own set of clichés. This is probably the worst one yet, especially since one of the big lessons the kid reliving the same day over and over learns is the benefit of kissing more ass. How inspiring. And what in fuck's holy name is with the rodents? There's like these two rodent puppets, and no matter how many times the day resets they always know that this one kid is gonna fart in the morning (ah, fart humor, always a sign of quality filmmaking). This suggests to me that they're reliving the day too, which raises all sorts of complicated questions. Like for instance, is this happening to more than one person? It seems like this little girl who's trying to learn to ride a two-wheeler remembers shit after at least one reboot, so maybe there's tons of folks stuck in the same time loop and the day won't end until they all learn a valuable lesson (or whatever it is they're supposed to do). If that includes animals as well (the aforementioned rodents) then who knows how many eternities it could take before everyone does everything right at the exact same moment and gets time moving forward again? Christ, I can't imagine a more nightmarish vision of Hell. I definitely won't be sleeping tonight. Thanks a lot, Nickelodeon. |
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