This starts with a quote from "Tom Corbett: Clairvoyant and Psychic Consultant to European Royalty". Wow, what a douchebag. Anyway, it's yet another "investigate the haunted house" flick. The investigators are:

• The main guy. He has a big nose.

• The main guy's wife. I'd do her.

• An annoying, whiny guy. Nice glasses, dork.

• A cute psychic chick. Totally bangable. I wouldn't even make her beg for it.

Stuff flies around, the wife gets possessed and suggests a drunken threesome, a cat attacks the cute chick, a ghost takes a shower, and the cute chick has sex with a ghost and ends up regretting it. Eventually Big Nose has this huge, clunky machine carted in and "reverses the polarity" (oh fuck off), but it doesn't work and in the end it's all up to the whiny guy, who finally figures out that the main ghost is pissed off because, when he was alive, he was short. Ha ha! You short guys are always trying to prove something, aren't you? It's kind of a tease when the cute chick strips in the dark - her nipples are unstoppable, but you can't see much else - but other than that this is a pretty solid ghost movie.