Some explorers and Aztecs are running around this cave fighting when suddenly a big monster shows up and starts snuffing people. The main explorer hides, but he figures he's done for so he pulls out this picture of Brenda Walsh and kisses it goodbye. It's really weird, because that's exactly what I would do in that situation, except I'd probably take the time to rub one out too. Anyway, Brenda and her friends eventually come looking for this guy, and after they set off a few sub-sub-sub-Indiana Jones style traps and almost die in the most hilariously retarded quicksand scene ever (seriously, this is less ridiculous and more realistic) the monster attacks and, as expected, it's a cartoon. Even worse, this flick takes place in the olden days when chicks were all oppressed and shit (they never tell us exactly when, but I'm guessing it's approximately Little House on the Prairie times), so naturally there's no skin whatsoever. I honestly don't know how the Sci-Fi Channel does it. It's like they took a poll where they asked people what they want to see in a movie, and then refused to put any of that stuff in any one of their pictures ever. At any rate, this sucks, but if you've already watched it my condolences and I hope this picture of Brenda Walsh, looking particularly fine in Heathers, makes up for it a little bit: