This flick kicks off with some bad guys hijacking a train, not that that makes any sense whatsoever. "Take this train to... wherever it was going anyway!" Duh. Actually the bad guys do have a plan, of sorts: there's a bomb on board, and they want to set it off in the middle of the city. But when Brian "The Boz" Bosworth Boz goes to disarm the bomb there's like all this suspense (in theory) because there's only a few seconds left on the timer, even though they're nowhere near the city yet. Maybe it's a magic bomb that can explode twice. And that's just the opener; the rest of this movie is even more retarded. The main plot begins when this plane also gets hijacked. Once again the Boz is on the scene, but the bad guys have so little respect for his role as main guy that they just shrug it off every time he screws their shit up or kills one of them. In fact, the main bad guy can't even be bothered to stick around for the final showdown- he escapes with a good thirty minutes left to go, and some completely random character settles his hash instead! So what does the Boz do for the rest of the movie? He sits it out because he hurt his shoulder. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Actually, the truth is even more embarrassing: the fucking pilot dies, so Boz has to land the plane. Wow, I've never seen that bit before. Seriously, what a lazy, go-nowhere movie. In fact, this flick is going so nowhere that it just might have the most misleading title in history, outside of Monster's Ball of course. You can't really blame them though. There's probably no market for a movie called "Mach 0".