One great thing about 1980s television is that they didn't anticipate today's technology, so they would sneak all sorts of shit into shows because they didn't know that futuristic people (that's us) would just be able to hit the pause button and see it. For example, here's some hilarious shit I found by pausing these DVDs:

This call girl's business card has her phone number: "555-6969".

Written in a detective's notebook: "This could put us very close to big bust. About a 42D. That's a big bust isn't it?"

Another great thing about '80s TV is the weird guest stars: in this season alone there's the black kid from Silver Spoons (prayed for his death, was disappointed); the secretary from Ghostbusters (prayed for her naked, was disappointed); Dudley from Diff'rent Strokes (finally appearing in a series where he doesn't get child molested); Murder She Wrote; Mr. Belding from Saved By the Bell (he gets shot; I'll bet Zack never thought of that); and Frank Sinatra (who smashes a tranny's head through a window for pretty much no reason. Frank Sinatra is so awesome.). There are a couple of stupid episodes (like the one where Magnum tells everyone he's leaving town, hikes out to the middle of nowhere, gets bitten by a poisonous centipede, and then an airplane falls on him. I'm surprised they didn't have him hit by lightning and attacked by a rhinoceros too. Duh.) but most of them are at least okay and the very last one is fucking awesome: Magnum dies! That's right, some clown caps his ass, he solves the crime as a ghost, and then he walks off into Heaven while John Denver music plays.* It's one of the coolest endings to any show ever. Unfortunately, it turned out that the people who made Magnum P.I. had huge swollen vaginas after all, so, in one of the biggest cop-outs in television history, he popped back to life and came back for Season 8. Fortunately, everything that goes down in that season is so bizarre, surreal, and retarded that you can just pretend it's like some crazy dream he's having while he dies and none of it really happened. Or better yet, just don't bother watching it at all. It fucking sucks.

*Ironically, the last thing John Denver heard when he crashed his plane into the ocean was the Magnum P.I. theme song.