Jesus post-op Christ, where in the name of holy hell did they find the hideous, manly bitch who plays the main chick in this movie? For real, if "she" wasn't born with a dick I swear I'll eat my hat. And two guys are fighting over her! Are you fucking kidding me? If she was like a super big "name" I could sort of understand it, but she doesn't look famous to me (unless it's for winning Toughman Contests, or lifting bulldozers over her head or something) and she can't act for shit so what the hell is she doing here? Seriously, what the fuck?

Story: a hilariously half-assed "tidal wave" hits Malibu and traps four lifeguards, a hot little blonde, and some construction idiots in a couple of flooded buildings. Then a bunch of giant cartoon sharks show up and start eating everyone. It's crappy enough to suck, but not quite crappy enough to piss me off, even with all the lazy, stupid mistakes (like where they talk about the sharks not having eyes, even though they obviously do). It's just one more addition to the endless list of stupid fucking things the Sci-Fi Channel has done, including but not limited to every other movie they ever made, showing wrestling, that moronic remake of Battlestar Galactica where they had space boxing, their shitbag version of Flash Gordon, their stupid new tagline ("Imagine Greater"? If I actually wanted greater I would've already changed the channel.), and changing their name to "Syfy", which looks like it should be an abbreviation for "syphilis". In fact, that's how I'm gonna use it from now on.