Mallrats is one of the ten worst movies ever made. It's so fucking bad that every time someone watches it, somewhere on Earth a woman has a miscarriage. Hell, the beginning of Chopping Mall, where they show all these antics that are going on in the mall in question prior to the chopping, is legitimately ten times funnier than anything that happens in Mallrats. The worst thing about this movie though is how little respect it has for my intelligence. For example, in one part one of the main guys tricks this other cat into eating chocolate with asswipe on it. See, the cat doesn't catch on because chocolate and ass taste exactly the same. Or what about all the moronic idiocy where Silent Blob thinks he has the Force, which he obviously has confused with adult-onset diabetes? And let's not forget the completely-divorced-from-reality, English-as-a-third-language horseshit that passes for human speech in this fucking disaster. "Looks like a stage is being erected." Are you kidding me? Nobody talks like that. Christ this movie is fucking horrible. There's not a single funny thing in it; anyone who actually laughs at any part of Mallrats would laugh just as hard at a blank wall, or air. Of course there are always jerkoffs who will insist that any hopeless piece of shit is the greatest, but keep in mind that in this case they're the same people who hide outside Kevin Smith's house and steal the turds when he empties his cat's litter box into the trash. Their opinion counts for less than nothing. Mallrats fucking sucks.