Finally, some decent fucking sleaze. This plane carrying an assortment of dilwads goes down in the jungle, and before you can say "Hey! There's no dinosaurs in this movie!" the photographer gets snacked on by piranhas then put out of his misery via machete, the transvestite drowns in quicksand, and the crazy 'Nam vet is turned into a pincushion by the local cannibals. Pretty soon there's nobody left but the main guy and two breathtaking hotties, but then all three of them get captured by this crazy bastard who wants to use the guy for pig food and the chicks for rape practice. In addition to all the aforementioned awesomeness, this flick also has a cockfight, a bar fight, leech eating, heart eating, lesbo rape, regular rape, consensual rape, a slave massacre, sexism, boatloads of violence, and tons of tits and full-frontal, 90% of which is provided by the two hottest chicks (and let me assure you, they are fucking choice). The only thing about this flick I didn't like is the part where the crazy bastard's skank-ugly sidechick sets up the tastiest babe in the movie for a fall and gets her killed for absolutely no reason. That's bad enough, but then when it all comes home to roost the main guy gives this bitch a free pass and she never even answers for her ugly-on-hot hate crime! Are you fucking kidding me? Maybe that's how they play it in Dinosaur Valley, but this is America and we don't stand for that kind of bullshit. I hereby demand that a U.S. peacekeeping force be sent into Dinosaur Valley immediately. We'll show those head-shrinkin' nutfucks a massacre.