This clown invents the world's biggest paper airplane and is completely flabbergasted when it catches on fire and crashes into the ocean. Before they get him though he manages to drop bombs on a whole bunch of luckless fucks who are utterly defenseless against him because they're starring in completely different movies. Some of the other crimes he commits along the way (not counting his crimes against acting) include impersonating a volcano, littering, and kidnapping four people who clearly want to stop him and giving them free run of the place. Obviously he's not the heaviest sinker in the tackle box and if you ask me he probably should've aimed for something a little less ambitious, like maybe Master of Preparing the Pizza Rolls & Remembering to Pick Up Some Ice. And I really hate to bring this up, but why do his crewmen keep taking their shirts off? I didn't DVR this movie looking for a bunch of homoeroticism- that's what I have the Internet for. If I did want to see that, I mean. Which I don't.