This kid accidentally drowns due to horseplay (hmm, looks like those videos they made us watch in grade school had it right after all), so to make the death seem less suspicious his friends take turns bashing his head in with a rock. Me, I would've pumped a few bullets into the body too, and then maybe thrown it off an overpass into rush hour traffic. They'd never suspect anyone of drowning him then.

At any rate, ten years later Mothman starts popping out of mirrors and the sides of mobile homes (way to class up your image, Mothman) and killing everybody who was involved. The cute little mechanic from Firefly pulls main chick duties here and my penis does like it when I look at her, but other than that this flick is total crap. First off, it's fucking boring. Secondly, it doesn't know the difference between "ancestors" and "descendants". And, finally, the chick from Firefly never gets naked. The most obnoxious part though is when we find out that Mothman caused the Silver Bridge collapse in 1967 because apparently several people who happened to be on the bridge at the time had it coming. Since this was a real-life disaster and a bunch of folks really were killed, it seems kind of dickish to put a part in your idiot monster movie saying that some of them totally deserved it. In fact, here's a list of all the people who died that day:

Albert Adler, Jr.
J. O. Bennett
Leo Blackman
Kristye Boggs
Margaret Boggs
Hilda Byus
Kathy Byus
Kimberly Byus
Melvin Cantrell
Thomas Cantrell
Donna Jean Casey
Cecil Counts
Horace Cremeans
Harold Cundiff
Alonzo Luther Darst
Alma Duff
James Hawkins
Bobby Head
Forrest Higley
Alva Lane
Thomas Howard Lee
G. H. Mabe
Darlene Mayes
Gerald McMannus
James Maxwell
James Meadows
Timothy Meadows
Frederick Miller
Ronnie Moore
Nora Nibert
Darius Northup
James Pullen
Leo Sanders
Ronald Sims
Charles Smith
Oma Mae Smith
Maxine Sturgeon
Denzil Taylor
Glenna Mae Taylor
Robert Towe
Maxine Turner
Victor Turner
Marvin Wamsley
Lillian Wedge
Paul Wedge
James White

Why don't you tell us which ones, exactly, got what was coming to them, producers of Mothman? I'm sure their families would like to know.