
Video Picks for Perverts
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(1990)
Hey, it's J.R.'s brother, the Man from Atlantis! I always wondered what happened to him. Not really. Anyway, this movie is about an assassin who whacks people, then tries to get someone to pay for the hit after the fact. Brilliant plan, dripwit- what do you do if they refuse to pay? Wave your magic wand and bring the dead person back to life? Or maybe he offs the second party for not paying, and then attempts to get a third person to cough up for both. However it works the cops somehow figure it out, so they know the assassin is stupid, but they still don't know who he actually is. But then it turns out that the main cop (that would be the Man from Atlantis) has dealt with this cat before. Too bad he doesn't brother to share this information with anyone. Instead, he takes the law into his own hands, which apparently entails stranding outside and firing his gun off in random directions. (I wonder where all those bullets ended up? Probably in some pregnant valedictorian.) And what the fuck is with the ridiculous, Rube Goldberg deathtrap the assassin whips up at the end? Seriously, buddy, you can't just shoot the guy in question while he's taking out the trash, or lob a grenade through his bedroom window? Why do you always have to do shit the hard way? |
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YOU don't have to PUT UP with the HIP.