I'm not even going to pretend I know the names of the (those ain't my) three sons, so we'll just call them "Huey" "Dewey" and "Louie". I do know that the dog is named "Tramp" though, I assume after their dead mom. That is why the dad killed her, right? Well, that and the insurance money, obviously. It was a real windfall as I understand it. There was a double indemnity clause.

So in this episode, Louie is outside being an irritating little dork (as usual) when he sees an honest-to-fuck flying saucer just chilling in a field! Check it:

It's a genuine Close Encounter of the First Kind. He rounds up some of his friends to take a look, but by the time they get there it's gone so naturally they all make fun of him. (And, to their credit, they get some pretty good zingers in, too.) His family doesn't believe him either (except for that drunk "uncle" who cooks their meals in exchange for not being put in a home), but later the UFO comes back, and this time he gets a picture of it! Evidence- a Close Encounter of the Second Kind! Dad takes the pictures to the Air Force and - get this - they try to cover it up! They even want to know who all saw the pictures:

Their One Dad: "No one has seen them except myself and Mike Manning over at our lab."
Air Force General: "Good. You leave Manning to us."

Holy shit, I cannot believe that this episode is even happening. Unfortunately, as it turns out the whole thing is just some top secret military project, and even the General admits that it's not worth killing anybody over. That's a shame, because I was really hoping they'd take this all the way, with Louie experiencing a Close Encounter of the Third Kind (contact), the Fourth Kind (abduction), and, the one I was really looking forward for, the Fifth Kind. And we all know what a Close Encounter of the Fifth Kind is, don't we? That's right: penetration.

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