The folks in this movie have a hilarious family tradition: if they can catch you on your way out of your wedding reception, they get to tag along on the honeymoon and cock block you the entire time. And they don't stop when the newlyweds get to their vehicle either- the whole thing carries right over into a drunken car chase through the streets! Ha ha! Awesome. Life was so much more entertaining before MADD came along. Fuck those frigid bitches. Anyway, the newlyweds escape, but then they witness a murder and the killers rape the bride! Needless to say the groom is pretty peeved, so he decides to get revenge. The wife, meanwhile, spends most of her time whining and/or nagging him to let it go. I know getting raped probably sucks - unless of course you're one of those chicks who's totally asking for it - but this broad really started to get on my nerves. If your husband is actually a big enough gentleman to want to avenge your rape, then let the guy avenge your rape. Most dudes would just dial 911 and then tell you to get over it and cook some dinner.

At any rate, you can tell this really wants to be a sleazy 1970s rape/revenge thing à la I Spit on your Grave or something, but it never quite commits itself so in the end it's about as badass as a made-for-TV movie. Really, if you're gonna go down this road you need to swallow your balls and take it all the way, otherwise you might as well be making children's programming. Except for the wife's amazing legs, this flick is a complete waste of time.