This starts with a pretty cool stabbing/ceiling fan/violence against a bird scene, and then we meet our main guy, who just got a gig at the morgue. When he's not guarding stiffs he's hanging out with his buddy, a complete wanker who drives off both their girlfriends and keeps getting them into all these predicaments. I guess we're supposed to think these parts are clever, but most of them are just annoying. For example, at one point the buddy pisses off these thugs by launching into a long, incredibly complicated insult that isn't funny, but still earns him an ass-beating. That's known as a lose/lose, idiot. Eventually the main guy gets accused of corpse-fucking, but apparently that's not a fireable offense and it doesn't really hit the fan until this cop frames him for murder (spoiler warning). This movie tries so hard to be complicated and disturbing that it's fucking embarrassing; too bad it doesn't try to make any goddamned sense. It seemed like every time something happened I was like "Seriously? That's retarded." While we're on the subject, here's a few more tips, you hacks:

-That "this old man came rolling home" song? Not creepy. Irritating.
-Someone saying "Have you ever been killed before?" Not scary. Moronic.
-Lorelai Gilmore doesn't pop out the meat pillows? Not cool. Not cool at all.

Not since "What's in the box?! What's in the boooooox???!!!" has a movie tried so hard to be badass and ended up being such a laughable piece of shit. And then there's this, from the very end:

Main Guy (to his buddy): "Let's grow old together."

So... they're homos? Actually, that would explain a lot.