This is one of those "anything goes" style comedies. You know the type: someone will order "a little Russian dressing on the side" and the waiter will bring out a Soviet midget who's in the process of putting on his pants. The first time they made a movie like this - Airplane! - it was super popular, so... Oh, wait, my bad. The first time they made a movie like this -The Big Bus - nobody noticed. The second time they did it it was super popular, so people have been ripping the idea off ever since. This one is about a triathlon, and except for the part where there's suddenly a lot of tits it totally sucks. And what is with all the blind jokes? The main guy's parents are blind, the main chick's parents are blind... Bumping into stuff just isn't that funny. The only interesting part is when they make this out-of-nowhere reference to the movie White Dog. Really? Who brings that up? If the whole movie was that fucking weird we might have had something here, but it isn't, so we don't.

"A little Russian dressing on the side." Seriously, fuck off.