
Video Picks for Perverts
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(1991)
Panga! The panga begins when some proto-PETA twat steals this village's goat to keep it from being sacrificed. Obviously she has no respect whatsoever for their stupid, backwards culture, so the local witch doctor decides to lay one down on her and her entire idiot family. I think he might be getting a tad carried away though seeing as his first move is to magically terminate the main chick's pregnancy. I mean really, that's some pretty extreme payback over one lousy goat. It's a miscarriage of justice and her baby. The witch doctor really crosses the line though when he summons this panga-wielding fish monster that starts brutally murdering everyone. They really should've given the monster more face time - it's pretty cool - but other than that this movie gets almost everything right. There's a little blood, some rackage, the aforementioned monster, and I especially liked the part where this one guy explains the witch doctor's walla walla bing bang to the main chick: This One Guy: "He said... you had a baby." Ruthless. This one's definitely worth checking out.
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