Go, Speed Racer, go! That's right, the car crash at the beginning of this movie is a christing cartoon. Has it really come to this? If the jokers who made this are that obsessed with cartoons why don't they just write for Yogi Bear? Anyway, the main people in this flick are B. J. McKay and the superfine daughter from Charles in Charge, all grown (and used) up. It seems B. J. was a race car driver, and he drove so goddamned fast, but one day he had a wreck and accidently killed this other cat. Years later the dead cat's car comes to life and goes on a rampage, so it's up to B. J., the Charles in Charge chick, and a cute juvenile delinquent to stop it. Fortunately the ghost car isn't shy about fucking people the hell up, and the deaths are super gory, even if a couple of them are kinda dumb (windshield wipers? Duh.). As far as evil automobiles go this one ranks somewhere below The Car, but somewhat above Christine, which puts it at roughly the same level as the episodes of Knight Rider where KARR shows up, which, if you ask me, isn't all that bad of a place to be. Of course, your mileage may vary. Ha ha ha ha ha! What? Well screw you. Read some other website then.

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