
Video Picks for Perverts
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(2010)
All the other superheroes are fed up with the Hulk because he's a totally one-note character, so they put him in a rocket ship and send him to "a planet full of vegetation and game" with "no intelligent life forms". Frankly that sounds like a pretty good place for us to colonize someday. I'm so glad they sent the Hulk there to bust it up first. As luck would have it though the rocket goes off course and lands on a different planet, where the Hulk is immediately captured and forced to fight in some gladiator games (of course he is) along with a bunch of other aliens, including one who tells this time-killing, completely irrelevant story about the time he met Thor, and a scaredy-cat one named "Meek". So clever! From here it's just a bunch of pointless fighting and boring twists until finally the Hulk saves the day. When it's all over he's still kicking it on the alien planet, but you know he'll end up back on Earth sooner or later so all I can say is, nice try, other superheroes. You know what I'll bet would chill the Hulk out though? Some medical grade marijuana. Next time you ought to try that.
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YOU don't have to PUT UP with the HIP.