This little perv is drooling all over the family's new housekeeper, and it turns out he's in luck because she's actually running some con and letting the kid crank her down is a key part of it. So he's pretty much got it made, except for the getting conned part, I suppose. Too bad he's such a little bitch: first he freaks out and runs away from the pussy like it was on fire, and later he asks the housekeeper to marry him and runs away again when she says no! What a fucking moron. Truth be told I liked his fat friend better, at least that fucker knows the score: "If she's that easy she's probably a whore!" he says. And don't even get me started on the con itself: several felonies later the big payoff is a lousy ten grand, split between two people! So, what, you live it up for two months and then it's back to the grind? Christ, I've known heroin addicts who could plan ahead better than that. (Then again, nobody gets arrested or even fired over any of this, so I suppose they didn't have anything to lose by trying.) There are plenty of tits in this flick, but a lot of 'em are stunt tits and the chicks are all mediocre anyway so I can't say I was very impressed. Frankly it was about as exciting as walking in on my own sister naked; I still look, but there's like this clinical detachment. Unless we're both drunk, of course.