Okay, the problem with scenes where dudes disguise themselves as chicks - besides the fact that it isn't funny, especially when Robin Williams does it - is that the dudes in question never look anything like chicks. There are guys out there who can pull this off (How do I know this? Fuck you.) but for some reason they never get guys like that to be in these movies. What, movie producers, are you afraid you'll end up fucking one of them or something? Do you Jew-sucking Hollywood ass-fuckers really have that little self-control? You sicken me.

So anyway, the main story is breasts, but there's like a sideplot where two of the hottest, most famous girls from 1980s comedies* are fighting over the same guy, and of course one of them is sweet and innocent and the other one is slutty and evil. Now I've been in this predicament before and there really is only one solution: you fuck the evil girl. See, the sweet girl is usually too nice to stay mad at anybody for long, so eventually she'll forgive you and you can fuck her, too. Everyone wins. Besides the tits, the cross-dressing, and the sideplot, there's also some full-frontal, a joke stolen from M*A*S*H (the movie, not that dogshit TV show), and your usual assortment of antics, tomfoolery, monkeyshines, and misdemeanors. I think the token fat guy was planning a rape too, but it backfires and he ends up falling out of a window instead. Ha ha ha! Rape.

*I forget both their names, but that's not important right now. If it ever was.