Hysterical blindness? I guess it shouldn't surprise me that women can get so hysterical that they go blind from it. Hell, I knew a chick who drove her car into the bay just because they discontinued her favorite shade of lipstick. They're all fucking crazy.

The hysterically blind dame in this movie is trying to remember exactly what it was she saw that made her go blind, but she's drawing a blank, not that it really matters. I mean sure, nobody wants to be blind, but it's not like she has to play in a "the big game" tomorrow, or somebody's trying to kill her. If she figures it out next week or next fucking year it's all the same to us, the people this pointless flick is supposed to be entertaining. I'll tell you one thing, after all the nothing and talking and talking about nothing that goes on in this boring, endless movie, when the big secret comes out it better be fucking incredible, like she accidentally walked in on her two little daughters smoking meth while taking it up the ass from Idi Amin and the Devil. If it's something completely obvious and lame, like she caught her husband boning her sister, I'm gonna punch somebody in the face.

I'm gonna punch somebody in the face.