Did you ever see the movie Maniac Cop? Well this is nothing like that. In this flick, a bunch of drips who keep repeating themselves are cruising around in a cherry red convertible that they totally don't deserve when they like draw the attention of a goofy-ass cop who can't act and worships the Devil. He follows them to the place where they're staying, which of course is in the middle of nowhere (cell phones didn't exist in 1989 , but if they did I guarantee you wouldn't be able to get a signal out there), axes the caretaker, jams his nightstick down a guy's throat (heh), hits the ugly blonde with his car, knifes the mediocre brunette, tazers one dork, chokes another one, and finally gets shot by the hot redhead and impaled. He also steals all their beer (typical cop). The story is like something an autistic person would write, the acting is so wooden you could crucify Jesus on it, the gore is all but non-existent, and there aren't any tits, so the best part ends up being the redhead in a bikini. Kudos to her though- I'd hit that so hard it would file assault charges.

As I was chucking the VHS of this into the garbage I noticed a real blast from the past on the back cover. Check it out:

Christ, remember those days? Can you imagine how pissed you'd be if you actually paid ninety bucks for this piece of crap? On VHS? I would've fucking stabbed somebody.