"I needed a change. What I got was so much more." Fat people, always wanting more. The chick in this movie is so fat she's hallucinating, and even worse she acts like it's everyone else's fault that she can't stop eating ham. One day the hot, popular girls nominate her for homecoming queen (ah, the classics), but instead of her being humiliated while the cool girls get drunk and have sex with me, somehow everything gets all turned around and she ends up winning! Anything that can go wrong, right? Even worse, after she wins she stabs everybody who helped her in the back! Fortunately this movie knows that nobody really wants to spend 90 minutes with an obnoxious, mentally unstable fat chick, so they throw us a bone (heh) by making every other chick in this flick ludicrously fucking hot. For real, I haven't seen this much glorious ass in one flick in months: the popular girls are hot, the fat chick's best friend is ridiculously hot, and the girl with the nose (she's the one who announces the winner of the election) is so incomprehensibly hot I almost had a brain hemorrhage. It's too bad we never see any of these chicas naked, but just knowing they exist is enough to put me in a good mood for weeks. I'm pretty sure I don't approve of this movie's message (whatever it is, probably something about bacon) but I definitely approve of fineness on such an epic scale so I guess in this case they can have their cake and eat it too. Except of course the main chick will probably skip the "have it too" part and just eat it. Because she's fat.