Okay, I'm kind of torn here. On the one hand, it would be pretty retarded if the girl from Carrie 1 just popped back to life, but on the other hand, what's the point of making "Carrie 2" if Carrie isn't in it? It's a lose-lose, which if you ask me means that instead of this they probably should've made a movie about, well, anything else. I suppose I'll give it a chance though. Hell, I watched all four of the Gildersleeve movies, on purpose. I've got nothing left to lose.

So, this is one of those lazy high school movies where we know who the football player is because he brings an actual football to class (Seriously, who does this? Answer: nobody.), and it's filled with stupid people doing stupid things ("If I assault someone else, that will get me out of this statutory rape charge!"), but the main chick is cute in that weird, off-center way that really makes you want to fuck her, so her presence alone was worth the price of it was free on cable. In addition, a girl takes a swan dive off the school roof; a beagle gets run over by a truck; there's some good dark humor ("Oh, man... Whose car is this?"); the end is awesomely violent and out of control; and there's plenty of irresponsible teenage hijinks, like riding on the roof of a car, while drinking, and while the person driving the car is doing donuts on someone's front lawn. Seriously, they cut the "laying in the street" scene out of The Program but somehow this passes muster? Irregardless, this flick definitely rocks, and as an added bonus there's no ugly 1970s clothes or ugly 1970s actresses like Sissy Spacek. I'm calling it right now: Better than Part 1.