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(2000)
I watched this because it has drool-tastic megababe Vanessa Lengies in it, but unfortunately she's not quite old enough here to be hot yet. You can see it bubbling just below the surface though. It's basically for kids, but it's not all spastic and moronic like the shit your misbegotten, out-of-control brats watch on the Disney Channel station. In fact, this is a kids' movie that gets almost everything right: the two sort-of-cute girls who can't get dates actually look like two sort-of-cute girls who can't get dates; the bitchy girl is realistically bitchy instead of being so goddamned evil that no sane human being would actually interact with her except me and I'd just be trying to get down her pants; the parents act like normal people instead of total retards; and the main story, no matter how innocent they try to make it, is this close to being about bestiality. So it's an okay flick, even if it does pimp the same old tired-ass "just be yourself" message. You of all people should know that doesn't really work.
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