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Return of the Boogeyman

(1994)

Did you ever see the movie Hanzo the Razor: Who's Got the Gold? In one part, Hanzo the Razor (respect) decides to rape this chick, so he lays down on the floor and has his two cronies wrap her up in a net and lower her onto his dick! Now that's fucking lazy. Hanzo has nothing on the guy who makes these Boogeyman sequels though- this time over half of the movie is scenes from Part 1! As for the new shit, it's basically just this bitch with ESP "seeing" the old stuff! They could've just filmed her watching the first movie on television and it would've amounted to the same thing. Even worse, the new scenes look like they were recorded over an old VHS tape that somebody's grandmother has been using to record her "stories" every day for the last twenty years. I've been subject to some serious hose jobs in my time, but this is beyond belief. The only way this movie could be a bigger ripoff is if there was nothing inside the case at all, or if you opened it and a dried-up piece of shit fell out. Oh, wait, that's pretty much what happened.



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